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The River at the Edge of the World1

1 which is to say, the sky. Once upon a time, there were the twelve animals of the Chinese zodiac: Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rooster (but not Hen, since girls are a different animal), Rabbit, Monkey, Dragon,...

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Ninja Tathagata

One of many ninja Buddhas, Ninja Tathagata is trained in every ninja technique. He is the mortal enemy of suffering; however, ninja techniques cannot conquer suffering in these the Latter Days of the...

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Dumping Glue on a Log1

1 presupposes familiarity with Pokémon. Gautama meditates in the tall grass. Jane runs up. Gautama smiles. “Jane,” he says, “I meditate in pursuit of enlightenment, so that I can free all sentient...

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The Forest (II/IV)

The tunnels are deep. The tunnels are dark. They have lots of water in them, and giant spiders. They also have a subway. Sometimes, the subway hits one of the giant spiders. Whoosh! Bam! The spider...

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The Sickness

SIZZLE 1 1. Pain eats at the earth. 2. Natural weak spots collapse under the pain. 3. This forms a razor-edged chasm. 4. Pain pours into the chasm. 5. Pain reaches the molten core of the earth. 6....

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